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Why coloureds can't be terrorists: MARK LOTTERING

> > We are always late. We would have missed all 4
> > flights.
> > Mooi kinnes on the plane would have distracted us.
> > We talk loud and would bring attention to ourselves.
> > Met free Kos en cooldrink oppie plane, we'll soema
> > forget why we're there.
> > We praat with our hands, so we'll continually be
> > putting the weapons down.
> > We would ALL want to fly the freaking plane, ending
> > in a moerse fight with
> > each other.
> > We'll somma argue and start a fight in the terminal
> > before we even get on
> > the plane & one of us bound will say out loud: "Gaan
> > kak man! Dan hijack jy
> > die fokken plane alleen!!
> >
> > Os kannie 'n secret hou nie. We would have told
> > everyone a week before doing
> > it, telling them: Moet vir niemand se nie, ho!
> >
> > We would have insisted that the plane fly past
> > Strandfontein Pavillion.
> > We would have all lined up to get our photograph
> > taken by one of the
> > hostages.
> > When we enter the cockpit, we would have used the
> > intercom system for a
> > karaoke session, with one doos trying to sing 'I did
> > it my way".
> >
> > We would first rob everyone's of their Ray-Bans,
> > cellphones and gold teeth,
> > just before we crash the plane.
> > Our whole freaking family plus neighbors would have
> > been at the airport to
> > see us off, crying their bladdie eyes out, and your
> > mother saying to the
> > white ou next to her: I'm so proud of him. It's the
> > first time he's
> > hijacking a plane!
> >
> > We would have dressed like terrorists for our
> > airport go-way clothes:
> > balaclavas, jumpsuits, karate skoentjies, dark
> > glasses, en 'n moerse
> > attitude.
> > Two of us would have forgotten our passports at
> > home.
> > Three of us would have overweight luggage.
> > All of us would have luggage.
> > We would have all wanted to watch the in-flight
> > movie finished first.
> > Before we went over into action, we would have all
> > queued up at the toilet
> > to first gel our hair.
> > We would have taken the plane for a joyride first,
> > played the music at full
> > blast and try to park the plane somewhere where
> > kinnes can see us.