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"South African health minister Manto Tshabalala-Msimang tells those with
HIV to eat garlic and beetroot.

The former deputy president, Jacob Zuma told the Johannesburg High Court
that he took a shower - after having sex with the HIV-positive
complainant without a condom - as he believed this minimised his risk of
contracting the disease.

"Go to sleep earlier so that you can grow and be cleverer" - Minister Of
Minerals and Energy Buyelwa Sonjica unveiling a 10-point plan to
encourage South Africans to change their electricity usage habits.

"It is one of the things that would make it (the tournament) a success
because we hear of many rapes, because people don't have access to them
(women)" - ANC MP George Lekgetho on the benefits of legalizing
prostitution for the 2010 world cup.

So there you have it ladies and gentlemen. To be cured from aids, eat
garlic and beetroot. If you don't want aids, take a shower, and all we
have to do to stop the electricity crisis is to go to bed early so we
can be cleverer and rapes only occur because people don't have access to
prostitutes.

Sleep tight South Africa. Your government has everything under
control..........."

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